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acutelesbian:

according to USA Today, the average tumblr user spends 2.5 hours a month on tumblr

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more like 2.5 hours an hour.

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tylerchokely:

i hate when babies cry like grow the fuck up and pay taxes 

sergeantjerkbarnes:

if i’m ever rich i’m gonna always leave huge tips, like 200%. that’s like the dream. having enough money to give some waitress 40 bucks extra just because she’s nice.

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mistitled:

*cares more about TV show characters and their problems than my own*

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ostracizedpoodle:

Im not allowed outside after dark because i outshine all the stars and the moon so baby sea turtles always end up flocking to me

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